(above: Jose Garcia -right- was last seen in with a man dressed up as Chewbacca before his corpse appeared in his apartment in Tampa Bay, FL.)
"Once upon a time there was a woman, called Mrs Scandinaviansupermodel, who had a dog called Mybreasts. Mrs Scandinaviansupermodel said to herself: 'I feel like taking Mybreasts for a walk'.
The woman was so consequent to her thoughts that she indeed took Mybreasts for a walk. She went to the closest park to her home and, at some point, her dog got away. Then, Mrs Scandinaviansupermodel went to the nearest police officer to report the loss of her hound.
'Excuse me, Mr Officer, have you seen Mybreasts?', asked the woman.
'No, but I would like to', replied the Officer."
(above: "Have you seen my breasts?" "Mmm, look at the dog kennel..."
THE WELSH PATIENT says: "I had a Belgian shepherd. Nice guy..."
Good way to take that traditional Spanish joke to an international audience. Eugenio would be proud of you!
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