(above: "Who's thick?")
(It was a sunny day. Inside a class a teacher is teaching his pupils a lesson on the reproductive system)
TEACHER: ... this way the baby is born and then you have to bear the boy until he is 35. So, that's all for reproductive system. And now...
PUPIL #1: (to pupil #2) Hey! You scrotum!
PUPIL #2: (to pupil #1) You spermatozoid!
PUPIL #1: (to pupil #2) You Fallopian tube!
PUPIL #2: (to pupil #1) You ovum!
PUPIL #1: (to pupil #2) You vas deferens!
TEACHER: (to both) SHUT UP, YOU C**TS! (Silence) Don't take notes of this!
THE WELSH PATIENT says: "I love alternative theatre".
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